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| Ireland, Not Cyberjaya |
In recent years a new Yuletide tradition has emerged in Ireland, known as The 12 Pubs of Christmas. This (frankly ill-advised) ritual involves a group of pilgrims donning ironically garish Christmas jumpers and drinking their way through the aforementioned twelve pubs. This tends to cause much angst among bartenders towards the end of the night, as ever more drunken knitwear-wearers slop & stumble in through the doors.
So one can only imagine the effect were the same to catch on in Cyberjaya. In truth it would be a thankless affair for all involved, as drunk and heavily perspiring participants grimly trudged back and forth between the only* three drinking establishments in town. The owners initial delight would slowly turn from bafflement to disgust, as the ever more belligerently inebriated group of over-heated idiots lurched through the doors for a third and fourth time.
So one can only imagine the effect were the same to catch on in Cyberjaya. In truth it would be a thankless affair for all involved, as drunk and heavily perspiring participants grimly trudged back and forth between the only* three drinking establishments in town. The owners initial delight would slowly turn from bafflement to disgust, as the ever more belligerently inebriated group of over-heated idiots lurched through the doors for a third and fourth time.